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Does This Gun Make My Butt Look Big???????
“I am not an unreasonable person for saying that in some circumstances a 15-round magazine makes perfect sense. I do know that six bullets in the hands of a woman trying to defend her children may...
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Talk about Premature Ejaculation…………
They really should have waited until AFTER the SOTU. Henceforth, I shall refer to Marco Rubio as “Big Gulp”. I don’t always drink water, but when I do, I do it awkwardly on live TV. Stay thirsty, my...
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What’s In A Name, and Why Do We Give a F*ck?
So this happened Sunday night during the Oscars: Anyone who reads this blog knows damn well that “cunt” is not a word that offends me, and knows I am likely to use it with abandon when describing...
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Thought For The Day
THAT IS ALL. Filed under: Bitch, PLEASE!!!!, Conservatives, Do the Right Thing, Douchebags, I'm Sorry - Did I Break Your Segregation?, Let's Talk About Race, Personally Speaking...., Seriously -...
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Let the Sequester Begin!
So it’s March first, and the Sequester deadline is here. All of the Republicans who wanted to slash the hell out of federal government programs are getting their wish, in spades……not even their revered...
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Selective Outrage and the Republican Hard-On for Michelle Obama
When I logged onto the Book of Faces this morning, the first thing I saw in my newsfeed was this: Sigh. Let me translate for you: Jeebus Christ, there goes that damn Obama woman demeaning the...
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Say WHAAAAAAT????
Meet Mike Frey. Mike Frey is a Baptist minister in Minnesota who opposes gay marriage. Frey took his case to the Minnesota senate on Tuesday to lay out his case for why Minnesota should Just Say No to...
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Oh, Hey – Look Who’s on the Cover of Vogue…..
In keeping with yesterdays post on the conservative First-Lady Hate Fest, here’s news to lather up the mindless masses: Michelle Obama is Vogue’s April covergirl. And she looks fucking FABULOUS....
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What Don’t They F%#king Understand???
“I’m not gay. So I’m not going to marry one.” ~ 69 year-old heterosexually married Georgia Senator Saxby Chambliss, “explaining” his opposition to gay marriage. “I’m with South Carolina . I believe in...
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Brett Zorse is Why We Can’t Have Nice Things
Note from the Negress: My blog looks a little different today because I’m showing support for my friends and strangers who are still fighting for the right to marry and be treated equally by the...
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BREAKING: Pathetic Assclown Angry At Pathetically Not Being Invited to...
So the annual White House Correspondents Dinner was held last week, and Snowbilly Snooki is in a tizzy because the Kenyan Socialist Secret Muslim Abortion Death Panel Lover had a party with the...
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Photo of the Day: Advertising Done RIGHT
Home-state embarrassment and congressional candidate Mark Sanford has, by virtue of his Argentinian Appalachian Trail Adventures, found himself as the rather clever (and, inconvenient for his campaign)...
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Note to Tebow Fans: You Sound Like Douchebags Right Now
There’s a cartoon making the internet rounds that compares Tim Tebow to Jason Collins. There’s a Tweet going around, too: I get what they THINK they are trying to convey, but here’s why it comes off...
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WHERE’S MY OBAMABORTION?????????
Floating around the Book of Faces lately: UGH. Fucking REALLY????? As a woman, my most pressing issue is the (erroneous) price of groceries*. NOT receiving fair pay for the same labor. NOT the rising...
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WTF is WRONG With People?
Click to view slideshow. I cannot begin to imagine the horror the people in Moore, Oklahoma felt yesterday, and will feel for some time to come. I cannot imagine being the parent of a child in that...
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Picture of the Day
#NOMfail Because when I’m looking for someone to exemplify the sacred institution of marriage and all of its lofty ideals, I ALWAYS ask the guy who “bravely” wouldn’t marry his Baby Momma....
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Breaking News: Rape Kits Are JUST Like Douches
Meet Representative Jodie Laubenberg, (R-Parker, Texas). She’s is a member of the Texas Public Health Commitee, and used to be its chairperson. Jodie Thinks rape and incest victims should not be...
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Ted Cruz: ShutDown Struggler
Ted Cruz is really in pain over this shutdown, and he wants to show the common man how he’s hunkering down in his office, ready to brave this out with no pages or staff to fetch him Tripple Venti...
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Meme of the Day
Filed under: Awesomeness Abounds on the Internet, Bitch, PLEASE!!!!, Conservatives, Dumbasses, Political Pissers, Pop Culture Faux Pas, Ridiculatta, Seriously - What the FUCK?????, Stop the Madness...
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Dumb Lady Saying Dumb Shit Dumbly Needs To Shut Her Dumb Pie-Hole So She...
We all know Minnesota congresswoman Michele Bachmann is a totally insane, scary-assed example of Batshit Crazy People Conservatives Think Are Fit To Govern. She is their Evangelical Pin-Up Girl. So...
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